pidgeotits:

Weve been expecting you

pidgeotits:

Weve been expecting you

nice friend person: hey, how've you been?
me: capitalism is crushing me. i am barely surviving. i am full of toxic resentment. i want revenge.
carpenteris:

no problem

carpenteris:

no problem


Titan aka the Mermaid Moon

Titan aka the Mermaid Moon

*tries to draw badass art piece with movement and awesomeness*
*ends up drawing bust of character facing left*

lilpetrabbit:

a few days ago bf told me that a couple years ago when he played counterstrike he would respond to dudes getting angry and aggressive and hostile by saying “a kissaroo from me to you” in a slightly goofy friendly voice sort of like the voice you’d associate with a dog muppet.  he said they would absolutely lose their shit every time, insisting things like “i dont want a kissaroo from you!  only tall blonde girls!”.  they always said kissaroo.  i cant stop thinking about this

babylonian:

butt shield is god tier

empyrien:

alizabug:

I’ve posted this before but this gives me strength when I have none

IVE WATCHED THIS A MILLION TIMES AND ITS NEVER NOT FUNNY